Cognoscenti Cabrio [V]
Am 24. Juli war der Redakteur Manfred Reichl vom Offiziellen Xbox Magazin (OXM) in den Londoner Rockstar Studios zu Besuch und erhielt von Rockstar Games Informationen und Bilder zu Grand Theft Auto IV, die leider erst Anfang August aus dem dunklem treten dürfen(, also veröffentlicht werden), die Print-Ausgabe dagegen, wird sogar erst am 22. August erscheinen, doch immerhin hat uns Manfred Reichl etwas aus London mitgebracht, was er uns auch schon vor Anfang August zeigen darf, und zwar sind das Fotos aus dem Büro von Rockstar London. Zur Bildergalerie
Princess Robot Bubblegum
It's a half robot, half radioactive plant destined to take over the world. Only one 15-year-old school girl can stop it... by sleeping with it [Japanese]. Princess Robot Bubblegum and the horny radioactive plant, in all good manga stores soon!
The Anorexic Gimp
Simon and Nigel have long dominated the art world in Europe, and now there's an incredibly retrospective. Back in the 1970s they proved that owls were sexual, by having sex with them. Then in 1987 they went wild in America with their coffee table art book called The Anorexic Gimp in Wonderland. It's been none stop incongruity since!
Now these middle-aged twin transsexuals are photographing themselves re-enacting famous atrocities from history dressed as gorillas! Once you see Hitler portrayed as a gorilla, it'll explain the war in a way you never imagined. It is truly shocking!
El Dentes Italian Restaurant
Sometimes the family wants that Italian taste without those tiny Italian portions, that's why you should come to El Dentes - all the mama mia you can eat! It's Italian food like you'll never get in Italy. That's because it's an American theme restaurant! So the portions are huge, and the food tasteless and unhealthy. We've got a special linguini with Cheesy Poof sauce!
'Hey, when you're at El Dentes everyone's like family! A hyper, macho, food-obsessed, alcoholic family just like min!'
El Dentes - we've got more of what you love and less of what you don't. Like more calories and fat, and a lot less taste and nutrients! That's why it's El Dentes! All the mama mia you can eat!